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Dispatch: The Smoothie King Center Cuck Chair
On wanting your favorite team to WIN even when they're supposed to LOSE
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Stress-Testing Cam Newton's Memetic Potential
A Cam Newton Cookies Blog
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The Never Hungover Best of 2025
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Toward a Unified Theory of Uncool
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What is Aura?
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SCAM AMERICA 777
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Brat Summer and the Millennial Imagination
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The Hate-Read Crisis
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Why is Charlie Kirk's Face on the Michael Jordan No No No Meme?
Plus AI, the busted algo, Your Name Here, and Armand Hammer's Mercy
Nov 18, 2025
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Quick thoughts on the NBA gambling indictments
This morning, in a political stunt meant to distract the sports-watching world from Egor Dëmin going 4 of 6 from deep in his NBA debut, Kash Patel’s FBI…
Oct 23, 2025
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My Own Barclays Center Fascist Humiliation Ritual
The 2025-26 Never Hungover Brooklyn Nets season preview; or, how and whether to keep loving a team that hates your guts
Oct 9, 2025
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Thanked The Sensei Again Award
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Oct 2, 2025
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You Should Not Listen to Young Thug's Jail Calls
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Sep 17, 2025
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End of summer roundup
A call to abolish quote tweets, a theory on trend pieces, cats, movies...
Sep 1, 2025
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Fellas on Screen
On Friendship, Eephus, Vulcanizadora
Jun 19, 2025
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Toward a Unified Theory of Uncool
Considering the NBA's swag crisis, Zyn, and the West Village Girls
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Do You Have Tequila, and/or Xanax?
A quick appreciation of Amalia Ulman's Magic Farm, my favorite movie of the year so far
May 21, 2025
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