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Hard for me to not shudder at the sliding door moment where the warriors could have had him, but picked a guy who “loves Rick and morty”

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Imagine the alternate reality where the Dubs draft LaMelo instead of Wiseman & somehow have Jordan Poole, along with Draymond & Curry

That’s Vanderpump Rules, 30 for 30, hard knocks all of it

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Steph and Lamelo would have been cinema

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can’t wait to tell my grandkids of the time I read a post with the sentence “While home for Christmas recently I Fortnite with my zoomer brother and watched Peter Griffin, wearing a Skibidi Toilet backpack, doing the griddy to NBA Youngboy after killing me with a shotgun” in it

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Great as always

Are we all collectively selling on OKC and the Cavs? The records are good, and I do think the regular season matters but........ I just can't be a believer compared to the Celtics. (Especially OKC who have an irritating vibe that I don't know how to articulate)

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every non-celtics team is totally fake to me until proven otherwise. I think last nights meat-off was a sort of peoples’ NBA cup championship, where those interested in crowning a non-boston team were able to before the rubber meets the road

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this is so freedarko rip, thanks for sharing

i happened to be watching that game & saw that play

too bad the center couldn't finish, hornets gonna hornet

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“(and, for the record, also similarly insane) Mason Plumlee” is sending me

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This would be brilliant in Good Sport Magazine

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Being a Hornets fan in and of itself must be nihilism-inducing. But I did watch a ton of Hornets games during its 2015-16 season because I was a dedicated Lin fan. He quietly had a good year and he would’ve have a decent stint in Brooklyn if not for that unfortunate semi-career-ending injury.

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I love it but I hate it. Great piece.

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Incredible, not a single note. Beautiful.

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This is coming from a Celtics fan as well. Thank you for this read -- share widely in all the group messages.

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