Why is New York City Rallying Behind a Kalshi Advertisement?

An investigation

Jun 8 • ock sportello

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The imperial subject’s guide to the finals; or, how I stopped crashing out about the fact that Jalen Brunson will be an NBA champion

Finding peace with the world-beating New York Knicks

Jun 2 • ock sportello

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May 2026

Coming to terms with the NBA Draft Lottery disaster

Back to blogging, choosing peace, getting it together...

May 12 • ock sportello

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February 2026

Going Lawyer Mode to prove that it was KD in those chats

Post Mardi Gras Chatter--KD, tanking(??), Shia, and Hoboken, New Jersey's most evil creation...

Feb 21 • ock sportello

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January 2026

Dispatch: The Smoothie King Center Cuck Chair

On wanting your favorite team to WIN even when they're supposed to LOSE

Jan 21 • ock sportello

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Stress-Testing Cam Newton's Memetic Potential

A Cam Newton Cookies Blog

Jan 6 • ock sportello

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December 2025

The Never Hungover Best of 2025

Music, Books, Movies, Brooklyn Nets Draft Picks, and More

Dec 1, 2025 • ock sportello

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November 2025

Why is Charlie Kirk's Face on the Michael Jordan No No No Meme?

Plus AI, the busted algo, Your Name Here, and Armand Hammer's Mercy

Nov 18, 2025 • ock sportello

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October 2025

Quick thoughts on the NBA gambling indictments

This morning, in a political stunt meant to distract the sports-watching world from Egor Dëmin going 4 of 6 from deep in his NBA debut, Kash Patel’s FBI…

Oct 23, 2025 • ock sportello

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My Own Barclays Center Fascist Humiliation Ritual

The 2025-26 Never Hungover Brooklyn Nets season preview; or, how and whether to keep loving a team that hates your guts

Oct 9, 2025 • ock sportello

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Thanked The Sensei Again Award

A blog about One Battle After Another

Oct 2, 2025 • ock sportello

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September 2025

You Should Not Listen to Young Thug's Jail Calls

And collected musings

Sep 17, 2025 • ock sportello

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